these blossoms, my beloved, are dying

Fri, 21 Sep 2007 13:45:53 GMT

i think somebody stole my identity and opened a bank account under my name

...fuck me.

'it does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live'

Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:19:03 GMT

anybody still out there?

Sun, 10 Jun 2007 07:16:08 GMT

tonight, i waxed...40% of my left leg. i went through the worst pain of my life. and now, an allergic reaction. never again will i wax anything. i don't even know if i'll burn candles after this whole bogus night. *shakes fist at wax*

meh, i'm going to bed.

'patterns move across the floor and it just doesn't feel the same i'm sorry'

Thu, 07 Jun 2007 00:39:16 GMT

well, yet again, something that could only happen to me...

i sent my friend danielle a text message saying 'hey stranger' then she decides to call me and i answer and here's the FANTASTIC conversation...

[this may be kind of long]

me: hello?
her: hey stranger what are you doing?
me: i'm just sitting at home wathcing the hockey game
her: you're what?
me: sitting at home watching the hockey game.
her: oh, what a life to live
me: hey, it's the stanley cup!
her: oh, where are the kids?
me: what???
her: wait, who am i talking to?
me: wait, you just called me and you don't know who i am?
her: didn't you just call me with 'hey stranger?'
me: well that was a text message though.
her. oh, well, where are the kids?
me: what are you talking about? are you drunk!?
her: what? no! wait...is this fred?
me: what?! no! haha, what are you talking about???!!
her: i think we think we're different people, what's your name?
me: torre, what's yours?
her: ginette [maybe gilette or somting]
me: oh! holy god! i'm sorry! i guess my friend uh..changed her number. haha

and then we talked a bit longer and then ended the call. it was very awkward and really confusing.

also, the other day, i saw a 3 year old kid fall and roll down a flight of 3 stairs. and it was the funniest thing i've ever seen! hahaha.

mmk.

'in the air i flew, through the clouds i fall'

Tue, 05 Jun 2007 13:39:57 GMT

tacos rapidos stomped my ass last night. today will be rough. but i think i can make it.

tacos rapidos: 2
torre slowpidos: 0

: [

'bunch of slack-jawed faggots 'round here. this stuff will make you a god damn sexual tyrannosaurus, just like me'

i'm an idiot.

Wed, 04 Apr 2007 00:04:19 GMT

today at work, there was a big pile of boxes, about 3 ft high, and i went to lay down on them on my stomach, but kind of took a running start to belly flop on them. BUT when i landed on the boxes, i slid right over top of them and down the other side and smashed my face on the picnic table we have. i now have a lump on my face beneath my eye and a cut on my shoulder. just GREAT!! and a fellow employee that was sitting on the bench, just sat there and laughed. what a jerk.

may my stupidity be a light on your day.

also, at a party last saturday night, i was holding the door to a house open for this SMASHED girl. and she was standing there looking, at me and i knew she was going to talk to me...she did...this is how it went.

drunk bitch: 'thanks for holding the door for me *reaches hannd out* i'm caitlyn*
brad pitt aka torre: 'not a problem *shakes her hand* i'm torre'
drunk bitch's friend: 'hi jorre'
me: 'ugh, my name's not jorre, it's torre. go inside'

the end.

also...EXTREME TURBO SMASH is playing a show on saturday!!!!!! be there!!!
we've got new tricks!

Mon, 12 Mar 2007 23:36:47 GMT

i know now why girls have no faith left in men. i wont get into it much, but today i just listened to about 4 d00ds talk about fucking girls and blah blah blah. it was sooooo fucking stupid. haha. i got sick of it so just left work early and came home.

carrots are delicious.

i had something cool to say, but i forgot, so...yeah, i'll just go play warcraft.

'I am falling;
Say my name and I'll lie in the sound.
What is love but whatever my heart needs around'

Fri, 23 Feb 2007 04:06:24 GMT

i posted pictures from chicago and salt lake. you can go look if you want. some are kind of neat.

http://www.myspace.com/captainhooray

they're in my blogs. i'm not posting that shiat twice.

kbye.

'so sing about love..sing about loss, so they will care. it's the same difference'

Thu, 15 Feb 2007 04:37:43 GMT

valentine's day is a jerk.

being sore is a jerk.

and you're probably a jerk too.

...fucking jerks.

i'll post pics from chicago and salt lake soon. when i'm not lazy.

OH! holy christ does my football team suck! [i joined a flag football team] i was going to punch somebody in the throat last week. ugh!

you know what? flag football is a jerk too!!!

Fri, 26 Jan 2007 03:11:19 GMT

funerals are awkward and not fun. [dur]

i make amazing smoothies.

i lost a bet to nick. i was supposed to hit on panera girl by tuesday. but i didn't. however, since brad died, things have been hectic, so he's giving me until tomorrow, which is friday. we bet 3 smoothies on it. but if i do it tomorrow, i only owe him 2.

i put too much juice in my smoothies.

i'm about to be SUPER broke. i just spent $700 dollars on a new bumper for my car. i owe nick about $200 from the hotel in chicago, the rental car and buying supplies for rootbeer.

nick and i are going to start making our own rootbeer. it might be awful at first...but we'll make it fantastically amazing...eventually.

nick and i are also going to salt lake for the super bowl again. hopefully this time i don't burn my face making bean dip.

i won $400 for the bears getting into the super bowl, and if they WIN the super bowl, i win $800 dollars. so root for me, so i can hopefully break even.

i bought an orange shirt. and every time i wear it, i feel like a pumpkin. a gay gay pumpkin.

'i can't talk to you anymore, and i miss you. not in a slint way, but I miss you'

Tue, 16 Jan 2007 23:19:15 GMT

well, today i came incredibly close to dying. : / though, it kind of makes you realize how precious life really is.

here's what happened...

i was at work, drinking my coffee. then about 5 minutes later, i go to take another sip and what do i find? a fly! right in there, dead, floating at the top.
and you know how the story goes about that person that once knew a lady that swallowed a fly? my oh my how she swallowed that fly.

and worse, the antidote for the fly is to swallow a spider. but to then get rid of the spider, you need to swallow a cat. then a dog to get rid of the cat. then a goat to do away with that pesky dog. and THEN she swallowed a horse, to get rid of that goat. but she died of course!!

this antidote..isn't so antidotey.

talk about dodging a bullet, eh?

'if she seems just as lonely as me “let her sink”'

Wed, 10 Jan 2007 03:30:11 GMT

hey smothered beef burrito from tacos rapidos! fuck you, jerk!

tacos rapidos: 3
torre rapidos: 0

one of these days tacos rapidos...one of these days...

'Can you hear the ringing of the bell tower
counting off the days we can't replace?'

Thu, 28 Dec 2006 20:25:47 GMT

okay, i leave for chicago tomorrow. my flight leaves at like...7:15am. and arrives at about 10:45am. nick, ian, matt and charity don't get there until 11:00pm. which means 13 fucking hours of sitting in the airport doing nothing!!!!

so i BEG you. call me and talk to me. or text me so i don't go insane. please please please.

thank you.

...maybe.

Tue, 26 Dec 2006 10:12:10 GMT

as i sit here, picking my nose, i realized, i have a crush on TWO different girls. neither of which, do i have a shot with. awh, lamesauce bro!
but you know what? they're probably freakin' jerks anyway!!
so F'em!

anybody want to do a post-christmas go out to dinner? because let me tell ya...this christmas...not so fun.

oh, and if i hear another scraping sound from the snow, underneath the moose, when i'm driving...i'm going to smash a tree.

ps: i don't know what i'm talking about either.

Tue, 19 Dec 2006 01:02:38 GMT

if i see one more faggot kid in his tight ass girl pants. i'm going to punch him in the stomach. then smash 32 tampons up his ass so he can feel like a girl.

ah!! i hate those fucking kids.

also, the mall...is pretty much the worst place on earth right now. even worse than being in a room full of black people. snap!!!

Mon, 18 Dec 2006 04:42:10 GMT

i think i'm way too burnt out on waaaaaaay too many things.

feh.

also...fruit is delicious. especially in salad form.

'don't turn your head. it's easy to forget how we were'

Fri, 08 Dec 2006 04:26:05 GMT

all you myspacers!!!

www.myspace.com/extremeturbosmash

we're back....and we're dangerouser!!

Sun, 03 Dec 2006 00:51:11 GMT

i did the SUPIDEST thing last nigh. so stupid, i don't think i'm telling anyone.

extreme turbo smash is coming back, sluts!!

we're going xfitnessx. i even came up with names for us..

me. bo flex
blain. flex armstrong
brendan. judge treadmill
justin. 24hr finess
eric. max benchpress.

why is the oc so much like my life?! i mean. ryan IS me!! always having hot girls wanting to makeout with him and whatnot. are they spying on me or what?!?

umm..beef?

Mon, 20 Nov 2006 23:40:37 GMT

i started playing hockey again. i forgot that it's pretty much the funnest thing ever. if you don't play..you should slit your wrists...with hockey skates.

i ate peanut sauce last nigh. i thought it was mustard. i know, i'm an idiot. but i'm not dead. so it's cool.

why does everything on my itunes go from the last song to the first? i have to listen to cd's backwards. it's pretty homo. jerk itunes.

umm...shit son. i don't have much to say.

i quit with quotes.

Fri, 10 Nov 2006 04:11:54 GMT

with my luck, when i die, i'll be reborn as a spider. but i'll hatch in one of those mirror rooms with like 100 mirrors. and just stand there on my eight little legs and scream because i just see myself as a spider like...a million times in the mirrors.

son of a bitch.

' It's good... we desire disorder. With this design, we're all born our own destroyer.'

Wed, 27 Sep 2006 06:39:56 GMT

i'm beginning to think that i'm not very good at this 'friend' thing...

'if i am lost, it's only for a little while'

Sat, 22 Jul 2006 03:05:02 GMT

so this is what it's like to hurt.. this is awful.
i knew i should have just never cared.
i think i'm just going to sit at home for my birthday, because i feel that i should be alone. i just don't want to drag anybody down.

i don't think i have anything else to say for a long while.

'here i am alone again, floating in the ocean'

Tue, 11 Jul 2006 03:44:00 GMT

today at work. right in the morning. i chugged about a fourth of a gallon of orange juice [maybe more] in under a minute. following that action, was one of the worst stomach aches of my life.

so, the moral of thoe story is this:
one glass of orange juice is GOODfor your heart.
100 glasses of orange juice is BAD for your tummy.

i wonder how much money those guys make that just pick oranges off of trees.
hmm...

also, the saying 'in for a penny, in for a pound' ...oh man. so true.

most pointless entry ever?
...perhaps.

'but lately i don't care. i don't care about much. i've given up trying'

why the hell not...

Sun, 09 Jul 2006 20:25:54 GMT

INSTRUCTIONS:

write fifteen or more statements,
intended to different people.
things you've always wanted to tell people
never tell which one is to who:

1: stop talking to me.

2: i'm glad that you're fat now.

3: i'm batman.

4: i'm superman.

5: i'm not really batman or superman.

6: you're the awesomest person ever, and i have a big BIG crush on you.

7: the reason why i didn't hang out with you before, is because the last time we hung out, you had quite the awful stench going.

8: you should ask me to do something, instead of me always asking you. jerk.

9: laura, you're the fatty fat fat mcfaterton.

10: david and i did alllllllll the stuff to your house.

i'm only doing ten, because that took me like...30 minutes.

'it's so good to see you now.
and time's been good to you.
it's just so amazing.
you're smile is shinning through'

Fri, 07 Jul 2006 06:14:42 GMT

the other day, i read a post secret and this girl claimed that some guy molested her every night while she was sleeping. and that she'll never forgive him for it. but if she was sleeping, how did she know that he was doing it???
...fucking liar.

i'm going to washington park on sunday to feed ducks, and i don't care if i go it alone. it always seems to calm me down.

blah.
i'm in a bad mood and i have no reason to be.
i'm dumbbB.

'i know that you can see it in my eyes. i'm not myself right now'